Paradise Hell
Tiki Surf Witches Want Blood: 7" Vinyl Soundtrack
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Dom Kreep and the Grim County Coroners return in this soundtrack to the cult comic book favorite Tiki Surf Witches Want Blood - the cocktail-recipe-comic-book that shocked the nation! This deluxe gatefold single features two...
Tiki Surf Witches Want Blood: 7" Vinyl Soundtrack Collector's Set
$59.99 $79.99
*** ONLY 50 SETS AVAILABLE *** Dom Kreep and the Grim County Coroners return in this soundtrack to the cult comic book favorite Tiki Surf Witches Want Blood - the cocktail-recipe-comic-book that shocked the nation! This...
Tiki Surf Witches Collection
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This limited-time collection makes the perfect gift for that tiki-lover in your life... or if you just want to stock your own home tiki bar with some cool stuff! This...
Tiki Surf Witches Want Blood
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They spend their long summers worshipping dark island gods, tormenting souls, bleaching decorative bones... and surfing! But these wicked wahines are in for a spell of trouble when a couple...
ZOMBIE! 4 Piece Coaster Set
$14.99
This four piece coaster set is sure to shock and delight wayward visitors to your home tiki bar - featuring a zombie, hula girl, tiki idol, and skull! These coasters...
ZOMBIE! Swizzle Sticks (5 Pack)
$9.99
Swizzle the dead back to life with this official ZOMBIE! drink stirrer. Shaped like a real-life tiki torch, and molded with vibrant colors, it fits perfectly in any tall cocktail...
Magic ZOMBIE! Glass
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When there's no more room in hell... the dead will throw a luau! Turn your regular tiki beverage into a potent voodoo potion with the Magic ZOMBIE! Glass. Just pour...
Cocktail Recipe Print - Hula Ghoul
$9.99
The Hula Ghoul may look sweet, but be careful or she'll BITE ya! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang...
Cocktail Recipe Print - Pagan Colada
$9.99
Party like a pagan with this dark twist on the classic tiki cocktail recipe! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang...
Cocktail Recipe Print - Shrunken Skull
$9.99
If headhunters are on your tail, treat 'em to this cocktail and it may save your skull! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Featuring the classic...
Cocktail Recipe Print - Zombie
$9.99
This cocktail is strong enough to raise the dead! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Featuring the original 1934 Don the Beachcomber recipe • Ready...
Tiki Surf Witch
$9.99
This vintage photograph appears to have been taken on the beach of Diablo's Island, during the filming of "Tiki Surf Witches: The Movie." It features one of the only known stills...
Jungle Witch Doctor
$9.99
Beware, this vintage photograph from the filming of "Tiki Surf Witches: The Movie" is rumored to be cursed! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready...
3D Tiki Surf Witch (with retro 3D glasses)
$14.99
Invoke the dark powers of Diablo and summon a tiki surf witch to appear RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES with this amazing three-dimensional anaglyph print! • 12 x 16 inches • Includes a...
Tiki Surf Witches: The Movie
$39.99
During a recent surf safari to the South Pacific, we uncovered the remains of what appeared to be a long-dead Hollywood film crew! Scattered around their decomposed skeletons were old...
Paradise Hell Trucker Cap
$19.99
This custom designed trucker cap features a printed patch of our Paradise Hell logo! • Mesh back cap • Adjustable snap closure • One size fits all Artist: Alterfan
Paradise Hell Koozie
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This stylish koozie features an automatic shotgun function! Just crack open a cold one, push the button on the side, and start chugging! • Insulated foam koozie • Equipped with "party...
Paradise Hell Beach Towel
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Haunt the beach with this stylish custom-designed towel featuring our Paradise Hell logo. • High quality soft 400gsm microfiber • Appx. 30'' W x 60'' L • Wash first time alone in...
Paradise Hell Pin & Patch Collection
$19.99 $30.00
These custom-designed pins and patches will help you feel those dark island vibes in no time. This collection includes: • Glow-in-the Dark Hula Ghoul enamel pin • Glow-in-the-Dark Rest in Paradise enamel...
Hula Ghoul Patch
$6.99
Q: Who does a zombie bring to the luau?A: His "hula ghoul." • Custom designed embroidered patch • 4 x 7 inches • Iron-on backing Artist: Alterfan
Hula Ghoul Enamel Pin
$8.99
Beware this wicked wahine's hula dance, or you may fall under her spell forever! • Custom-designed enamel pin • 2.5 inches • Double-clutch backing • Special "color" glow-in-the-dark effect that imitates an eerie...
Rest in Paradise Patch
$6.99
Our Rest in Paradise patch is full of dark tropical vibes! • Custom designed embroidered patch • 3 x 5 inches • Iron-on backing Artist: Alterfan
Rest In Paradise Enamel Pin
$8.99
Q: Where do zombies swim?A: The Dead Sea! • Custom-designed enamel pin • 2.5 inches • Double-clutch backing • Special "color" glow-in-the-dark effect that imitates an eerie neon light Artist: Alterfan
Aloha Forever Patch
$6.99
Slap this patch on your jacket, tote bag, or anything else and you'll be haunted by the aloha spirit all year round! • Custom designed woven patch • 3 x 4...
Bird of Paradise Patch
$6.99
If you're feelin' a little sea-salty, this patch has you covered! • Custom designed woven patch • 3 inches • Iron-on backing Artist: Okta Reza F.
Hang Ten Patch
$6.99
Inspired by the holy grail of surfing - this "Hang Ten" patch will make any outfit extra gnarly! • Custom designed woven patch • 2 x 4 inches • Iron-on backing Artist:...
Hang Ten Enamel Pin
$7.99
Ain't no sin to take off your skin and hang ten in your bones! • Custom-designed enamel pin • 2.5 inches • Double-clutch backing Artist: Okta Reza F.
Aloha Forever Art Print Collection
$19.99 $40.00
Plaster the walls of your surf shack or home tiki bar with this set of four original art prints. They're guaranteed to make your room 100% more gnarly. This set includes:...
Aloha Forever
$9.99
Life's a beach, and then you die... but aloha is forever! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang in your...
Bird of Paradise
$9.99
The "Bird of Paradise" is a beautiful exotic plant - find it sprouting up next to tourists and kooks. • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches...
Hang Ten
$9.99
"Later dudes, let 'er rip! Hang Ten!" - Clark W. Griswold Jr. • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang in...
R.I.P. Tide
$9.99
"Later dudes, let 'er rip! Hang Ten!" - Clark W. Griswold Jr. • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang in...
California Girl
$9.99
The West Coast has the sunshine. • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang in your home tiki bar Artists: Chris...
Tiki Pakalolo
$9.99
A little pakalolo, and I say mahalo. • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang in your home tiki bar Artists: Sunni...
Tiki and Sunny
$9.99
Feelin' those tiki vibes. • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready to frame and hang in your home tiki bar Artists: Sunni Dae and Sir...
Cocktail Recipe Print - Phantom of the Luau Punch
$9.99
This bold, smokey cocktail is not your typical tiki drink - it's a punch to the kisser! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12 x 16 inches • Ready...
Cocktail Recipe Print - R.I.P. Tide
$9.99
Of all the Tiki Surf Witches' cocktails, the R.I.P. Tide is the most dangerous! Pour yourself one and hang on for a wild ride! • Choose between 8.5 x 11 or 12...
Show Me Your Tikis T-shirt
$19.99
It's TIKI time! • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artists: Okta Reza F. and Will Penny SHIPPING NOTE: Due to...
RIP Tide T-shirt
$19.99
Swim parallel to the shore. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artist: Okta Reza F. SHIPPING NOTE: Due to the...
Hang Ten T-shirt
$19.99
The term "hang ten" originally described the act of curling all your toes off the front of a long board while surfing a wave. Of course, now it can also mean the equally fine art...
Tiki and Sunny T-Shirt
$19.99
Feelin' those tiki vibes. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artists: Sunni Dae and Sir Alpha Sky SHIPPING NOTE: Due to...
Tiki Surf Witch T-shirt
$19.99
Legend has it that this shirt's cursed power may cause you to imbibe multiple mai tais during your next visit to a tiki bar. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft...
Bird of Paradise T-Shirt
$19.99
The "Bird of Paradise" is known to grow locally - find it sprouting up next to tourists and kooks. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine...
Kooks Go Home T-shirt
$19.99
'Nuff said. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artist: Sam McKenzie SHIPPING NOTE: Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, our apparel...
Paradise Hell T-shirt
$19.99
Escape to PARADISE HELL. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artist: Juancho Capic SHIPPING NOTE: Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, our...
Tiki Surf Witch Sweatshirt
$29.99
This tiki surf witch will keep you warm on cool beach nights. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artists: Shadia Elise...
Paradise Hell Sweatshirt
$29.99
Escape to PARADISE HELL. • Unique art printed on 100% super soft cotton • Unisex style • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Artist: Juancho Capic SHIPPING NOTE: Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, our...
Surf Cemetery Sweatshirt
$29.99
This sweatshirt pays homage to a makeshift graveyard of surfboards - broken by the A-frame waves of Oceanside, CA. According to locals, the graveyard has since been removed as too many curious tourists were using the...
